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"My New Years resolution is to stop leaving things so late.",
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"Child: Dad, make me a sandwich. Dad: Poof! You're a sandwich.",
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"The invention of the wheel was what got things rolling",
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"What kind of music do mummy's like? Rap",
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"What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk? A fowl smell!"
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]
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